I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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