Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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