is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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