so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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