Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
You made out with two different species that night
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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