toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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