Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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