It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
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