real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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