Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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