I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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