do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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