That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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