You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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