He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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