Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
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