my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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