i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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