First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
