we have officially lost it.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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