She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Barsexuality is the new black.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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