nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
The beers last night were like the tears from god
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
