I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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