He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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