found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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