i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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