you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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