did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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