I don't think brook has ever known best
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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