Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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