Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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