About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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