I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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