just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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