Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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