How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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