Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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