I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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