its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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