I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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