The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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