i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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