I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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