WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
