i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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