I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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