apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
My pussy is not your playground.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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