i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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