nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I love you.
Bad choice
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