she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
being pregnant is like rehab
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
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