its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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