I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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