Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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